Thursday, October 30, 2008
To Yeezy, With Love, Jeezy
THIS IS THE TALE OF THE HALLOWEEN SLOTH!
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT WAKE UP FROM YOUR SLEEP AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT OR, WHEN YOU TURN AROUND, THESE EYES WILL BE STARING INTO YOUR SOUL!
(he won't do anything to you but smile, but c'mon, that's enough for a years worth of nightmares. plus if you pick him up and cuddle with him until 3am, his frightening characteristics will dissipate, and you'll just have a cuddly lovebug to warm you up on the cold night before Halloween. so yeah, I guess that's not such a bad thing. ignore the next line, please....)
TERROR! FEAR!!! AHHHH! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
BEWARE THE HALLOWEEN SLOOOOOOOTTTTTTTHHHHH!
(and if a sloth really does show up in your room, you might wanna call animal control. or the world wildlife fed. because seriously, what is a sloth doing in your room? are you illegally breeding and selling wild animals now? you bastard!)
Love, THE GHOST OF HALLOWEENS PAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!