Why, thank you. And let me deliver a message to you. Beware. This is the creepiest person alive. He will climb into your bed and drench you with spittle. Don't go to sleep or else this face will haunt you.
Good luck with that.
Friday, October 31, 2008
happy halloweeeeeenn
Why, thank you. And let me deliver a message to you. Beware. This is the creepiest person alive. He will climb into your bed and drench you with spittle. Don't go to sleep or else this face will haunt you.
Good luck with that.
Thursday, October 30, 2008
To Yeezy, With Love, Jeezy
THIS IS THE TALE OF THE HALLOWEEN SLOTH!
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT WAKE UP FROM YOUR SLEEP AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT OR, WHEN YOU TURN AROUND, THESE EYES WILL BE STARING INTO YOUR SOUL!
(he won't do anything to you but smile, but c'mon, that's enough for a years worth of nightmares. plus if you pick him up and cuddle with him until 3am, his frightening characteristics will dissipate, and you'll just have a cuddly lovebug to warm you up on the cold night before Halloween. so yeah, I guess that's not such a bad thing. ignore the next line, please....)
TERROR! FEAR!!! AHHHH! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
BEWARE THE HALLOWEEN SLOOOOOOOTTTTTTTHHHHH!
(and if a sloth really does show up in your room, you might wanna call animal control. or the world wildlife fed. because seriously, what is a sloth doing in your room? are you illegally breeding and selling wild animals now? you bastard!)
Love, THE GHOST OF HALLOWEENS PAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
An open letter to the new Glade commercials
Dear Glade,
WTF, mate? I don't understand your new commercials. There is the yoga one, the gingerbread cookie one, and the party one. In each, the woman uses a glade candle, but rips off the plastic around it so her friends can't tell it's a glade, and then she proceeds to lie to her friends, saying the wonderful smell in her house is either freshly baked gingerbread men, a candle from France, or a mixture of scents she found to tap into her "inner karma." Bitch, please. Lying isn't going to give you good karma. Also, it's obvious you are a compulsive liar who won't let getting caught in a lie stop you from doing it again. Get some help. You're annoying and soon, you won't have any friends coming over to lie to.
Also, I thought Glade candles were bad for you because they coated the inside of people's noses with harmful chemicals from the burning candles? Just wanted to throw that out there.
Also part deux, I hate the KFC commercials with the hubby and wife doing the lamaze breathing. Nothing says "I want chicken" like watching a man and woman go into labour. Sexy!
Love, Dolly Mabis
WTF, mate? I don't understand your new commercials. There is the yoga one, the gingerbread cookie one, and the party one. In each, the woman uses a glade candle, but rips off the plastic around it so her friends can't tell it's a glade, and then she proceeds to lie to her friends, saying the wonderful smell in her house is either freshly baked gingerbread men, a candle from France, or a mixture of scents she found to tap into her "inner karma." Bitch, please. Lying isn't going to give you good karma. Also, it's obvious you are a compulsive liar who won't let getting caught in a lie stop you from doing it again. Get some help. You're annoying and soon, you won't have any friends coming over to lie to.
Also, I thought Glade candles were bad for you because they coated the inside of people's noses with harmful chemicals from the burning candles? Just wanted to throw that out there.
Also part deux, I hate the KFC commercials with the hubby and wife doing the lamaze breathing. Nothing says "I want chicken" like watching a man and woman go into labour. Sexy!
Love, Dolly Mabis
Monday, October 27, 2008
Bottle noses and rubbery skin
Peanut-head and the separation of families.
Wild animals.
Majestic beasts.
Intelligent, flying through the water.
Christopher Porter is a disgrace to Canada.
Grey (Gray) Sky in Morning PT. II
Mmkay
She wondered blue day
And then they surrendered to Colonol Cloon-ay
What do you think, Sha nay?
Nep o lind er woff, moo lah!
And they condensed the song into the pink sky, hooray!
But the frogs knew not
what was in store for they
green and shiney and sweet
from the princeses' bowl of soup
She wondered blue day
And then they surrendered to Colonol Cloon-ay
What do you think, Sha nay?
Nep o lind er woff, moo lah!
And they condensed the song into the pink sky, hooray!
But the frogs knew not
what was in store for they
green and shiney and sweet
from the princeses' bowl of soup
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
this is dedicated to you
hellz to the yeeeeah says:
we are SO GROSS
ballin' .how could you be so heartless. says:
but awesome
hellz to the yeeeeah says:
seriously awesome
we are SO GROSS
ballin' .how could you be so heartless. says:
but awesome
hellz to the yeeeeah says:
seriously awesome
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